physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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