just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
