Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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