i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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