why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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