I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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