i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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