How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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