Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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