I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
