She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We have started to decorate penises.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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