you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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