I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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