check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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