No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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