i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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