Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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