did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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