quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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