LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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