All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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