She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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