yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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