I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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