This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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