it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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