He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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