two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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