Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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