My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
