On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
last night I used snow as a chaser
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