we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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