i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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