I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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