I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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