He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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