Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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