soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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