GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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