What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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