she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
We smell like vodka and hangover
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