They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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