i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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