I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
