Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
