Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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