yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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