I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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