If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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