"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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