Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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