all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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