Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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