Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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